Wednesday, November 11, 2026
$30M Spent To Go Backwards
Monday, November 9, 2026
Well, That Was Expected But Still Sucked
Another year, another failure at the finish line. Colorado needed a win, a draw and 1 other result or a loss and 3 other results. They got a lost and 9 other results. When means they finished the season in 12th place. One place lower than 2025 (though with two more points, they turned a 2025 draw into a 2026 win).
In a game they had to win the Rapids managed...1 shot on target. Now that shot went in, so credit for Whittaker for finishing it and giving us a lead and a playoff spot for 28 minutes but that's no where near good enough from this team. Highlighted by our $6M striker being pulled at half for ineffectiveness. In their last 5 games, in which they went 1-2-2, they had a total of 17 shots on target, and 8 of those came in the 1 win. They were level or leading in the 74th minute of all 5 games and got 5 points.
We could break down this game and go through what went wrong, but we all know what went wrong. Not enough talent, a weak mentality, and a coach that apparently was ready to throw in the towel. At least based on his post game quotes to Burgundy Wave:
“I don’t think we should be as much as I’m upset that we didn’t make the playoffs. I also want to enter the playoffs with a feeling that we can compete in the playoffs, and we can succeed in the playoffs.”
“And I don’t have that feeling. We are where we are as a team. We’ve made some really. We’ve built some strong foundations, which we’re going to have to use in January to build on again,”
Gee, way to buck up a fan base the team desperately needs Wells. Who's job was it to get the team there again? Oh right, yours. Instead you actually took the team backwards relative to the league.
In the end I'm just tired. Tired of a team that has no heart. Tired of a coach who's arrogance makes him believe he and his squad are better than they really are. And tired of a Front Office that clearly does. not. care., but wants to keep feeding the fan base the same line of B.S. over and over.
Anyway, the season is over. We'll get into dissecting this season in short order, plenty of numbers to discuss. We'll also pick the player of the year, review my predictions, and talk about the roster going into the sprint season. Everything old is new again, you know?
Man of the Match: Probably Nico Hansen, but if they didn't care why should I?
Friday, November 6, 2026
Final Fall Finale
For the last time in October/November the Rapids are playing the last game of the regular season. After tomorrow (and the playoffs) the schedule shifts to these being midseason games. Yay. Tomorrow night we're in our playoff home away from home down in Dallas and we need to treat this like a playoff game because without a win we're likely headed home. I broke down the scenarios earlier this week but the tl;dr version is that if we don't win we need to be rooting hard for Seattle and Portland to lose (along with some other help if we lose). Kickoff tomorrow for all Western Conference games is 5pm MT.
Monday, November 2, 2026
Well, Here We Are
- Seattle loses
- FSL loses
- Minnesota loses or draws
- Portland loses by more goals than Colorado loses by
Monday, October 19, 2026
Stuck In Neutral
This team remains lost as a scoreless draw played out in Portland on Saturday. In a game they pretty much had to have the Rapids 1 shot on target. Combined with the Minnesota game midweek the team put up 5 shots on target and scored 2 goals in two games where 1 win was almost a necessity. Instead they got two draws and are now holding on to the playoffs by their fingernails. The silver lining is that Portland only getting 1 point all but eliminated them.
However the door has been opened for FSL. They are 3 points back and if they make up that 3 points (assuming its not via 3 draws) they'll be tied on the first tiebreaker and at worst 1 goal back in GD, the second tiebreaker. If you're wondering Colorado plays 1st, 3rd, and 4th placed in the West and 4th placed in the East. FSL plays 2nd, 4th, 8th, and 14th in the West. I know which schedule I'd rather have.
So far this season Colorado has only beaten 3 teams with more points than them right now, Houston, the Galaxy, and LAFC. And other than the LAFC win the other two were in the first two months of the season. In fact the Houston game was the last game we won when we allowed a goal. We've also drawn 3 teams above us in points, two of them since the break, but the only one on the road was also back in April against LAFC. Essentially 26 of our 38 points came against teams worse than us, an there's no more of those on the schedule.
As far as Saturday's game goes, it was really a bunch of meh punctuated by some poor officiating. Colorado should have given up a PK when Navarro send Fernandez flying into the boards, but Portland should have had a yellow card (and some refs would have gone red) when Yapi took an elbow to the head before that. There was even a scuffle before halftime that only resulted in opposing yellows. The choice to sit Aaronson with no hint of injury in an important game was certainly noticeable. I realize it was a 3 game week but at this point of the season it needs to be all hands on deck.
There's a big week coming up with a trip to San Jose sandwiched between home games against Vancouver and Chicago. That said, I'm not going to be here for it. I've got a business trip coming up at the end of the week so I'll have no coverage of the Vancouver or San Jose unless I get very bored in my hotel room across the pond. I might get a preview up for Chicago as I will be home in time to attend that one, at worst we'll have a recap of the full week after Halloween.
Man of the Match: Nico Hansen. Had a couple of big saves to preserve the shutout which was enough to stand out with all the average play on the field.


